LIONS IN TURMOIL: STAR QB JARED GOFF DEMANDS TRADE AFTER SHOCKING LOCKER ROOM BLOWUP!

The Detroit Lions’ offseason has erupted into chaos. Multiple team sources confirm that quarterback Jared Goff has formally requested a trade following a volatile locker room confrontation with coaches over the team’s “archaic offensive scheme.” The clash reportedly occurred during a film session where Goff criticized play-calling as “predictable” and “uninspired,” culminating in him storming out of meetings. “He’s done here. There’s no fixing this,” a staffer leaked anonymously.

Goff, who led the Lions to the NFC Championship in 2023, is entering the third year of a four-year, $134 million contract. His $30 million cap hit complicates potential trade scenarios, but insiders say GM Brad Holmes is already fielding calls from QB-needy teams. Meanwhile, 2023 third-round pick Hendon Hooker’s camp is privately lobbying for a chance to start, calling him “the future.” Fans are divided: “Goff carried us, but this drama isn’t worth it,” tweeted one supporter. Holmes remained vague, telling reporters, “We’ll do what’s best for the team.” If Goff exits, Detroit’s Super Bowl hopes could implode before camp even starts.